Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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