come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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