none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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