Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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