Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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