If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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