You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i came on her dog
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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