I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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