Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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