Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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