I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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