no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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