My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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