Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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