plz talk dirty to me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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