apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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