she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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