Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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