Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize