census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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