hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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