marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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