Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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