Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i would punch a child for taco bell
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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