Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
