Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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