erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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