Me. At least after what I've been through.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
