I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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