There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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