I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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