last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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