If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I licked your asshole in confidence.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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