No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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