What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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