He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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