Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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