They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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