So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize