I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
How's work?
Spinning.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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