Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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