you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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