idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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