is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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