the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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