So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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