I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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