You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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