did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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