I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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